$260 million!!!!???-NBA Derrick Rose for 14 years

Chicago Point Guard and also reigning MVP winner Derrick Rose has just signed a $260 million 14 year contract with Adidas.  WOW.  That's not including game fees.  Or his other sponsprships.  Or his investment homes  and his gold and petrol deposits and the small country he owns off Florida.  What a lot of money, he better plan on getting better.  I think I see Lebron crying, Jordan saying "Well you could've signed me earlier"  and me saying, "Look, Derrick, I know it must be hard with all that money, but please c'mon I know it's just loose change that you'd probably waste in one night at a casino on a wine from the 8th century so how about giving me 1/520th.  Just to get me a small house.  Or I could stay at one of yours?  You only own half the chicago precinct.  Okay I'll just stay at the Hilton.  That ok? Thanks"